- me: well things are bad. what should we do
- brain: the death
- me: we've been over this. we can't just die every time something goes remotely wrong
- brain, louder, and more insistently: The Death
my burlesque dancer girlfriend who looks likes ramona flowers takes off my punk adventure time shirt and my cool jeans, my cool siracha underpants showing right below my chest hair, which i shaved so it looks like dark vader from star warps. my burlesque dancer girlfriend kisses my cool beard which i condition with siracha hot sauce and organic mousse from trader joes. were cool and indie and this is what indie sex is like.
The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.
this is just a normal waffle house
there is a bloody handprint on the door
There is somethung under the counter with the cups
A normal waffle house
is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm
15 dollars for a glass of milk? yeah this is fucking bullshit
This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things
Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.
This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….
A true martyr.
The look in his eyes is majestic.
I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job
he got banned for this too.
he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!
Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.
Our hero returns.
Body type: weirdly buff Beluga whale
You’re snorkeling on vacation and this guy slaps your girl’s ass, what do you do?
Attend her funeral
